Welcome to the Underworld Netscape, a digital haven void of government oversight. The year is 2157, in Beijing. Our hosts Val and Decker work to uncover the story behind the downfall of Avela Labs over 20 years ago. Through the actions of the renowned scientist Chengyun Tao and her ragtag group of friends, a technological crisis that threatens the core of society is narrowly avoided. A story of friends, dumplings, and a Chinchilla.
Who doesn’t love stickers? Only a soulless fool with no sense of childhood wonder, that’s who. One who only aspires to lay waste to the good green earth and watch the dreams of innocents burn and crumble into forgotten dust; spreading a suffocating, ashen blanket of misery over anyone who dares to hope. Don’t be like that, a pooper of parties, instead buy this sticker pack!
This pack features the TOFU Podcast cover art, as well as the NeuroCore sticker, and the Avela Labs tag. Perfect for sticking anywhere stickers may stick, like scrapbooks, car windows, and your Boss’s forehead.
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Ah yes, nothing screams "I'm a podcast nerd" than wearing a shirt with the cover of your favorite podcast on it. Get ready to announce to the world that you like TOFU so much that you are willing to wear it on your torso's frontside for all to see. If you don't like the podcast and are instead a hardcore hater, then the best way you can stick it to the podcast creators is ironically buying one of these shirts. Once you have it, place it in a steel bucket and set it ablaze with with the flammable fuel of your choice. We applaud you, message received loud and clear. Then buy another, repeat the process as many times as you want. Just keep buying them. If you buy the bigger, more expensive shirts, you are burning more surface area hence an even more powerful message. Just saying.
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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton and polyester.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This is the dark version of the T-Shirt for those who love the OG color scheme of the podcast cover, or those who like to feel just a little more evil in their day to day life. No shame in that. Don't mind the washed-out appearance of the print quality in the mockup, we personally tested the print on the products themselves and can assure you it looks pretty awesome. Be prepared to feel like the coolest podcast nerd.
We would kindly ask that you not use this shirt as a rag, though the cotton construction would lend itself well to Molotov cocktails, though you didn't hear it from us.
www.TOFUPodcast.com/home
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
To Our Friendly Underworld is an original podcast created by Erica Yamamoto and Lucas Dul. It was produced and edited by Justina Marji and Anastasia Dalia Sîrbu.
Characters and the Implant storyline created by Erica Yamamoto, Lucas Dul, Anastasia Dalia Sîrbu, and Justina Marji.
Original soundtrack created and composed by Anastasia Dalia Sîrbu.
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CONTACT US: TOFUteam2157@gmail.com
